This Is A Commercial For WHAT?

Dita Von Teese is beautiful as usual, but I can't believe this commercial. It amazing me what companies will go through to sell their product. What does Dita have to do with water?!?!

Paris Doing What She Does Best

I don't know about you, but when I travel it involves chickens, bugs and too much stuff crammed in a backpack. Never in my life have I even sat in business class, let alone first class. Arm and leg room are only for people that can afford it. And who decide that one suitcase is enough. Why should I have to pay more for another one!?!?

Well, I guess not EVERYONE has to travel this way. Check out how Paris Hilton travels. Can you BELIEVE it?!!?!?!? Man just seeing that much Louis Vuitton in one place makes me drool. Must be a nice life....

Skeletor Transformer

Eww! Gross. Check out this girls ribs. Somebody get a cheeseburger FAST. Rosie Huntington has replaced Megan Fox in the next Transformers movie.

Bleh!

Bahahah! You Knew It Was Coming

Life's a bitch. Hahaha. That will teach you. I mean come on, it's not like she didn't get 100 chances.

There Is Some Justice In The World

Finally! A "celeb" who didn't get off the hook....and this girl really deserved it. You may know her from the E! show, Pretty Wild, but you probably know her as the idiot mastermind behind the celeb break ins that were happening awhile back (2008-2009). Well, Alexis Neiers is finally getting what she had coming. The 19 yr old will serve six months in jail and will be on probation for 3 years.

The group, named the "Bling Ring," broke into homes of celebs including Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Lindsay Lohan andMegan Fox among others. The stolen property was estimated at $3 million.

Mommy and Daddy won't be able to get you out of this one.

He's Back!!!

Drum roll, please!! Guess what? All my dreams are coming true!! With the huge success of the stage show and the upcoming Broadway debut, Pee-Wee Herman is finally coming back in a big way.

After almost two decades, Paul Reubens will be bringing his lovable alter-ego back to the big screen, with the help of Judd Apatow. This sounds like a winning combination.

Judd is reportedly developing the Pee-wee Herman adventure pic for Universal with his production company, but he has no intention to direct. However, Pee-Wee himself will be writing the script with Paul Rust.

Can't ask for much more than that! When can I line up for tickets?!?

Girl, Cleaned Up!

One girl has got what she deserved!! Elin Nordegren has bagged a $750 million settlement in her divorce from Tiger Woods in exchange for her silence about his numerous affairs. You can believe that?!?!? Someone must have some pretty dirty secrets! A source reveals:

"Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.

"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she'll lose the lot. Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."

Good for her!

As for the children, Elin will have sole physical custody of their kids Charlie and Sam, but they will split legal custody.

Tiger can see the kids for up to half of each week, but he is not allowed to bring any women that he is involved with around the children, unless he marries one of them.

Sounds like Elin got all the bases covered! Take that money and run, girlfriend!

A Plane With Your Face On It....Cool Honor

Miss Dita Von Teese Dita helped Virgin Airlines celebrate 10 years of flying nonstop from London to Las Vegas
But she did more than just look good (which Richard Branson looks like he enjoyed). She got a picture of herself painted on one of their planes.
Very few people can say they've been immortalized as a flying lady on a plane! At lease she looks good doing it ;)

Buy A Piece Of The OC

Remember the tv show The OC? It was a great show that had a good run.....Well, while most of it's stars have gone on to do bigger and better things, one star has been left behind. Mischa Barton. She has such promise back in the days of the OC, but some shitty parenting and too much too early has lead her to be totally out of control. Well, on that note, you can now buy Mischa's WAY over priced home. For some reason, the wacktress has raised the price on her eight-bedroom Beverly Hills, California home to $8.695 million.....guess all her OC money is gone. Check her house out!

Property Information for 2670 Bowmont Drive

Exquisite Villa in gated Bowmont Estates w/ extraordinary flexible accommodations and extreme quality. Grand master w/ his/her baths and closets w/ vus. Chef's kitchen w/ eat-in dining, 3 additional luxury suites same level as master. (2 of 3 suites can be accessed from private stairway entrance). 3 additional separate guest quarters w/ hotel style amenities and private sitting areas/decks. Spectacular canyon and Catalina views. Pool, spa, and lush yard complete this private dream estate.

Interior Features

Dishwasher, Dryer, Freezer, Garbage Disposal, Refrigerator, Washer, Built-In BBQ, Built-In Cooking Appliances, Microwave, Range, Range Hood, Carpet Flooring, Marble Flooring, Stone Flooring, Tile Flooring, Intercom, Phone System, Pre-wired for high speed Data, Closed Circuit TV, Security System - Owned, DINING ROOM/AREA FEATURES: Breakfast Area, KITCHEN FEATURES: Pantry, BATHROOM FEATURES: Powder Room, LAUNDRY LOCATION: Individual Room, Inside

Property Features
Single Family Property Status: Active Area: Beverly Hills Post Office (C02) County: Los Angeles Year Built: 2003 8 total bedroom(s) 10 total bath(s) Approximately 7607 sq. ft. Style: Mediterranean Living room Dining room Family room	Office Hardwood floors Fireplace features: Gas Fuel, Wood Fuel, LOCATION: Dining, Family Room, Guest House, Library, Living Room, Master Bedroom Pool features: Heated Swimming pool(s) Spa/hot tub(s) 2 covered parking space(s) Parking space(s): 5 Parking features: Direct Garage Access, Garage Door Opener, Gated, Garage, Side by Side Heating features: HEATING TYPE: Central Furnace Central heat Cooling features: Zoned A/C	Roofing: Tile Community security features View View: Canyon View, Pool View Hill/mountain view Ocean view Lot is 52707 sq. ft. Existing Structures: GuestHouse Zoning: LARE40 Elementary School: C W C Jr. High School: C W C High School: C W C

Exterior Features

Open Patio

Community Features

Gated Community

Ladies, Eat Your Heart Out!

Soccer at it's best. While I don't think he made it to the World Cup.....I don't even think it matters. Check out Cristiano Ronaldo posing for Armani.

Bieber Fever!

We all know the world has Bieber fever (if you don't know who Justin Bieber is you probably live under a rock), but who thought Tom Brady would stoop this low?! Does anyone else find it a little weird that the pro athlete and Gisele Bundchen's husband is sporting the same look as a teen heart throb? He looks straight ridiculous! GET-IT-CUT!!

Courtney Love....Who Knew

Remember Courtney Love in the good old days......She looked something like this

Have you seen her lately!??!?! At first I didn't believe it was her. The ever loony star almost gives off the illusion that she's a lady.....to bad you can smell the crazy coming miles away.

Wonder who her surgeon is.....

Ladies, Lock Your Men Inside!!

The Hobagfest will be coming to your town soon. Past mistress of Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Reggie Bush, and David Boreanza have teamed up and will be touring the States. First stop Chicago. Guess those hoes aren't so stupid after all.

Wanted Woman

We all knew it was going to happen! Who had their money on 3 weeks? To be honest, I'm shocked she made it that long....guess she didn't have any more wisdom teeth to pull.

A warrant has been issued for Miss Lindsay Lohan, herself. Her SCRAM anklet went off on Sunday night while she was partying after the MTV Move Awards. Her bail is currently set at $200,000. YIKES! Wonder how she's going to get herself out of this one....

Can't wait to see her in orange!

My New Bag....JJ WInters

Summer is upon us (even though you wouldn't know it from the rain we've been having lately)! And you know what that means, time to switch to your summer purse! I can "hear" half of you rolling your eyes at this (but this is why you love me, right?). My Marc by Marc Jacobs "Totally Turnlock Core Faridah" has held up well, but the beautiful pink color is starting to fade.

Enter, my new JJ Winters bag. These bags are from Beverly Hills and are currently being carried by just about all of Hollywood's IT girls (this bag was in Transformers). I was attracted to this bag because of its laid back, easy going feel. It looks like something you've had forever. And of course goes perfectly with this summers boho (bohemian chic, for you gentlemen) vibe.

On the overall "purse scale", I'd probably rate this one a 3 (out of 5, with my Marc Jacobs at a 4.5). This purses best quality is it's look. It's a nice dark leather (it's definitely not as red as the bottom picture makes it look) with a little bit of a distressed texture. I really like the look of the twisted strap...something different! This bag is deep enough for you to throw a sweatshirt or beach towel in. And I like that it has a dark color lining, so when you pen comes uncapped or something of the sort, you don't have to stare at a big stain. Best of all, it's hands free! Throw it over your shoulder or across your body. Both hands are free!

Now for the downsides....The opening of this purse is narrower than the bottom, which always drives me crazy cause you can't open the bag wide enough. This purse also doesn't have any sections on the inside, so everything is thrown together. One thing they also could have done with all that surface area is to add some pockets on the outside, under the front flap or on the back. This purse might not work for some because the strap is not adjustable. For me at 5'6", it works well across my body. One other thing that strikes me as odd, is the closures. The top flap does not have a magnet or closer on the bottom of it. Instead, they are at the top of the opening (inside)......which I guess is probably more logical because there is less chance of stuff dumping out or someone reaching in.


Over all, I think this will make a great summer bag. If you see me, let me know what you think about it. Hopefully it will stand up to my wear and tear ;)

SO Great!

When you think movie star, actress, model, you think beautiful, skinny, fit. Right?

Today, the average woman is about 163 lbs and size 14. But how would you know that?!?! From the media you would guess that the average women is around 100 lbs, size 0....or 2 at the biggest. We always wonder "how would my life be if I looked like Jen, Angelina, Megan?!? ". Well, what if THEY looked like us.

When she's heavier she looks a whole lot more white trash.

Jennifer "More To Love "Hewitt

Megan "Not Quite So Foxy" Fox

Oh god, I can't even coming up with anything witty to say about this one.....thank god she doesn't look like this....and stopped dressing like that.

Bhahahaahha! I wish she looked like this! Then her blah personality would perfectly match her clothes.

Thanks to Annie for the pic idea :)